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    4/15/2009

    音乐家和语言学家

     
    我认为音乐家和语言学家有这样几个区别:
     
    一, 音乐家的父母多是商人,语言学家的父母多是知识分子。
    二, 音乐家没有知心朋友,语言学家朋友很多。
    三, 音乐家长得好看的多,语言学家长得好看的少。
    四, 音乐家休息的时候喜欢去公园,语言学家喜欢去市场和书店。
    五, 音乐家喜欢生物,语言学家爱文物。
    六, 音乐家不用笔名,语言学家笔名很多。
    七, 音乐家喜欢吃公鸡,语言学家爱吃母鸡。
    八, 音乐家都是天才,语言学家口才很好。
    九, 音乐家晚会上爱吃水果,语言学家爱吃点心。
    十, 音乐家开会时发言不长,语言学家常常爱用文言。
    十一,音乐家爱在家里打电话,语言学家喜欢用公用电话。
    十二,音乐家说话很和气,语言学家说话要看对象;
    十三,音乐家小气的多,语言学家大方的多。
    十四,音乐家不喜欢听鸡叫,语言学家觉得鸡叫是音乐。
     
    我的看法,你同意吗?
     
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    原来是因为自己既不是音乐家也不是语言家,才既喜欢去公园,又喜欢去市场和书店!?呵呵,长见识!
    Apr. 18
    Oliwrote:
    那么说写的人不算在胡诌~
    Apr. 17
    li jiyingwrote:
    我觉得我自己是那个学家,基本上符合7条。嘿嘿嘿嘿
    Apr. 17
    Xiang Zhouwrote:

    我认识的语言学家符合其中四条
    Apr. 16

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